“MoWanne The Race Car
Monkey”
Once upon a time, there was a monkey named MoWanne. She liked to jump up and down on race cars. She made drivers mad because their hoods would be smashed before the races even started. Everyone asked themselves “What do we do? MoWanne jumps up and down on the racecars’ hoods. ” Eric Miller, the gas man for the #66 car of “Teddy Cuppers, ” said “What if we ask the South Boston Motorsports League if we could make metal covers for the hoods. ”
“Good idea” Steve Garrison, the crew chief for #98 of “Sam Tadders. ” All the pit crews asked the South Boston Motorsports League president, Frank Samual, if they could make metal covers for the hoods. They said that a monkey likes to jump up and down on the hoods and that they were worried about the hoods getting wrecked during the race. Frank said “Yes you can. ”
“Great” everyone said. Jay Nelsen, the owner of the #98, said “Let’s talk to the R&D Center first before we do anything to the cars though. ” “Good idea” Connie McDonald, the owner of the #66, said. Jay talked to the R&D Center. He asked the people at the R&D Center “Can we build a metal cover for our racecars? There is a monkey that likes to jump up and down on our racecars and we are nervous the hood is going to get wrecked. ”
“You can build a metal cover for your racecars. There are no rules against that. ” The people at the R&D Center said. “As long as you make an opening so that the driver can see where he is going. ” Jay said “Will do. ” Jay and Eric started building the cover for their racecars. They made 6 covers. The covers made the racecars look like the test cars but they put all their sponsors on it.
MoWanne was mad. She yelled “Why did you make those qued covers?!” Jay said “Because honey, if you keep jumping on our racecars, our racecars will get damaged and we will get into big trouble. ” MoWanne said “That isn’t any fun” crying. “Too bad” Jay said. “If you really like wrecking race cars, you should participate demolition derbies not the South Boston Motorsports League. ”
“Good idea” MoWanne said. “I am totally tired of racing in the South Boston Motorsports League. ” MoWanne quit racing and started spending weekends back home. He was tired of traveling. He had 2 kids named Kelsey and Charley and a wife named Jill that missed spending time with him on weekends. They all watched the races every weekend together.
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