Sike tried moving in with his friend, Brian. Brian’s Mom said angrily “What the sod are you doing here?!” Sike had suitcases in his hands thinking he was going to move in with Brian. Sike said “I am going to move in with you guys. ” Brian’s Mom said angrily “Sod no! Where the sod are your parents?!” “I ditched them. I don’t like them anymore. They are feans to me. ”

“Feans?!” Brian’s Mom said angrily. “Go away you nokat!” Sike thought to himself “I am going to build a sodded house and I am going to live all sodded alone. Life will rock baby! Life will rock! Sod the parents. ” Sike got going sketching his house. He said to himself “I want a pub so I have parties. I am going to be unique and have a small living room. I am going to have a hang-out room where I can invite my friends to hang out. ”

“The living room will have a couch. That couch will be a pull-out so I can invite my friends to stay overnight. The living room will have also an end table. It will have a big ood TV so I can have football parties with my friends. Now for the kitchen, I am going to have a pub-style kitchen. I am going to have a pub. The pub will have a sign with its name on it. ”

“Its name is going to be Sike’s Place Pub and Grill. Know what? I am going to have no kitchen. I am going to have a restaurant. I am going to have like 20 tables with benches. Now for my bedroom. My bedroom is going to have a TV. It is going to have my bed, a dresser, an end table and a mirror. That is going to be my house. ” Sike got going on building his house.

Sike hired a contractor. He interviewed him. Sike said “I want a great big kitchen and a small living room. I want my living room to be my guest bedroom/hang-out room. It is going to have a pull-out couch and a chair. I want a kitchen like a pub. I want a wrap-around sign that says Sike’s Place Pub and Grill. I want a big main hang-out room with another chair and a couch. “