“My Theory On Mashed Potatoes”

*Mashed potatoes is our way of saying snow in the winter by the way.

A guy named Tater Man lives up in the sky. Every year on December 21st he pours potato buds into a giant mixing bowl. He makes the mashed potatoes and saves them until Christmas Eve. On Christmas Eve, he dumps the mashed potatoes out of the sky and they land on the ground.