This is another thing I picture when I hear “Take Your Memory With You”

“Memory Foods”

Once upon a time there was a grocery store named Memory Foods. Memory Foods was famous for its salad-making supplies. The brand of the lettuce was Mind Boost and it was good for your memory. How it got started was people started complaining about forgetting stuff. The clerks asked them “Do you want us to come out with something that would boost your memory?”

“Yes, that would be great. ” The people said. The clerks said “OK, we can do that. ” The clerks started thinking. They started e-mailing all the companies that make their food asking if they could come up with something that would boost people’s memory. The companies replied. They said “We can do that. You will have to close your stores so we can take everything off your shelves.
We are going to put something in all your food called memory powder. It’s going to take us a year to put the powder in all your food. ” “OK. We are going to take all our food off our shelves and submit an ad in the San Bernardino Times saying we are going to close for a year. ” The Memory Foods staff typed up an ad and they closed down for a year so everyone had to use Stater Brothers.
A year later Memory Foods reopened and everything had memory powder in it. Everyone was happy because the memory powder helped a whole lot. The memory powder was excellent for kids that were in school. Every single Mom in San Bernardino complimented the clerks and bragged. They said “My kids are getting all A’s in school. “They lived happily ever after.
The End

My grandpa is driving us back to the ship. Fontana this weekend