Ray said sarcastically “Do you want us to find you a day program where kids play video games all day? Just kidding. You can’t. ” Steve yelled excitedly “Ya baby!” Debbie said “Oh baby, mommy absolutely wouldn’t like to say this but you have to go to school, sorry. ” Ray said “Debbie, don’t be…

Steve started crying. He said “I absolutely don’t like school. ” Debbie and Ray said “What don’t you like about it?” He said “Everything. All of my teachers are mean. They give me hard assignments. The lunches are cruddy cruddy cruddy. “ Debbie said “I can get up at 5:30 and make your lunch. I…

Steve said “Well, I absolutely don’t like the idea. I want to go to the cabin. ” Rosey said “We can go to the cabin any time of the year. The PBR goes to South Dakota once a year. ” He yelled angrily “The sodded arena stinks! The cabin sodded doesn’t!” Ray yelled angrily sarcastically…

This is called “The Biography Of Steve McTeddy: Birthday Ruined, ” the Minnesota Golden Gophers 400 Race #3. My story version of “When You Wish Upon A Star” and Kewy Stewy Green flag Once upon a time, there was a boy named Steve McTeddy. His mom and dad said to Rosey, his sister, “What do…

Mark yelled angrily “Your brother is ruining his lungs!” Beth said “Yaa, he is. ” Britney said crying “Why?” He yelled angrily “You clueless sod!” Britney said “Well, sorry. ” He yelled angrily “Britney, you were in the room when Dr. Trope was talking. “ Britney said “I don’t remember. ” Mark yelled angrily “What’s…

Britney said crying “What is wrong daddy?” Mark yelled angrily “Miss Pout! Your brother is in trouble! We are worried about his schooling!” She said “Why?” He yelled angrily “Miss Oblivious!” She said crying sarcastically “Am I a doctor?” Beth said “Daddy just wants you to know that Carter is in trouble. ” Britney said…

Beth said “Yes, it is. When dad says kiss kiss, he cries. Haven’t you been listening at the table at night?” Britney said “I always figure Carter is clearing his throat. ” crying. “Isn’t that good? We all do that. ” Beth said “No it’s not. ” Mark said “Every single time he coughs, he…

Beth said “It is. Your dad doesn’t believe in feeding lines. If I didn’t have him, I would put Carter on one in a heart beat. ” The next morning Mark woke up. Beth said “I think we should put him on a feeding line. ” He said “I refuse to put him on a…

Britney said crying “Why?” Beth said “Sweetie, he is scaring his caregiver at Camp Feel Good Daycamp. We were thinking it would be cool for you guys to go to Camp Dish With Blake Foundation Commons overnight camp together but I don’t know. “ Beth said “I don’t want to send him and have him…

This is called “The Biography Of Carter Morris, A Troubled Life” The Dish With Blake Foundation Commons 500 at ISM Raceway, part of Dish With Blake Foundation Days Green flag Once upon a time, there was a girl named Britney. Beth and Mark, her mom and dad, said “Your brother is acting up. We want…