Astainia Something cool.

I picture “Kenny Wallace” by the Gateway Arch with the TNT logo. “Rusty” is asking him “Are you going to Gateway tonight?”

Coleen Something big The Coca-Cola 600 is a coleen annual race on Memorial Day weekend. *Swichin is our redneck.

Gateway  Gateway means unique.

I call Gateway Motorsports Park, Lucas Oil Raceway, Memphis Motorsports Park, Kentucky Speedway, Iowa Speedway, the Milwaukee Mile and Nashville Superspeedway NASCAR gateway tracks. I call the U. S. Cellular 250, the Quaker State 400, the AT&T 250, the Wallace Family Tribute 250 and the Kroger 200 gateway races. I have my own definition of…

When the sun goes down at Iowa Speedway and the lights come on, the Iowa Speedway giants come out. The Iowa Speedway giants are villians that steal stuff. They especially like beer. I highly recommend you hold on that can of beer your next visit. The Iowa Speedway giants strike more at the August race…

Here is to you “Danica. ” Good job on a successful racing career. “Danica Patrick” is an American former race driver. She is the most successful women in the history of open-wheel racing. Danica’s win in the 2008 Indy Japan 300 is the only victory by a lady in an IndyCar race. She was born…

“Coody’s Boney Pony” Once upon a time, there was a boy named Coody. Coody had a pony named Ommit. Ommit didn’t have any skin. He was basically a skeleton. He was a smart alic. He would buck Coody off. Coody got so mad he yanked Ommit by the tail. Ommit would ney. Coody would slap…

I have my eye on you because I don’t trust you. I know all your tricks. I snuck up on you during your fire last summer, which was a bummer for you. That’s why I did it. I love picking on you. If you didn’t like it, boo-hoo. Your campsite was a zoo. That’s why…

I have 2 public blogs. I am going to flip-flop between writing on this blog in the morning and afternoon and writing on my other blog in the morning and afternoon. I am going to do one double a week on my other blog. What I mean by a double is I am going to…