“My Theory On Mashed Potatoes” *Mashed potatoes is our way of saying snow in the winter by the way. A guy named Tater Man lives up in the sky. Every year on December 21st he pours potato buds into a giant mixing bowl. He makes the mashed potatoes and saves them until Christmas Eve. On…

“Grandma Has A Grad Mom” Jobbero graduated from nursing school Thursday. She has a baby girl named Alliby. She needs to take her boards. While she is taking her boards, I hope Alliby doesn’t pull all the cords. Grandma has a grad Mom. Jobbero had a babysitter that watched Alliby when she was at school.…

“Bill And Casey Go To The Lake” Once upon a time, there were 2 cats named Bill and Casey. Bill and Casey had a cabin on a lake called Lake Meow. Bill loved to fish with his friend, Todd. Bill and Casey loved to fish together as well. They had a fishing boat and they…

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We are in Brainerd, Minnesota. We are going to my aunt’s cabin to do “The Aristocats” finally. Sorry I waited so long to do it guys. I was waiting until it potato budded out. I am going to write my theory on mashed potatoes.

“My Kentucky Speedway Story” I love when Kentucky Speedway is in the sun. It is a beautiful scene. I love the play-by-play booth with the sun in the background. I like the speedway when it is half sun and half shaded. I like when the racecars are getting traded. I like to see the yellow…

“Shanie Is A Big Fat Wimp” Shanie is a big fat wimp, big fat wimp, big fat wimp. Shanie is a big fat wimp. His face says it all. Everywhere he goes, he wines about everything. He got kicked out of school when he was 11, was 11, was 11. He got kicked out of…

“3 Little Puppies” One night I was going to sleep and my 3 little puppies jumped off the bed. I yelled “Hey! Come back here you guys!” They didn’t come back. I said “Get back here get back here  get back here. Darn nabbit! Would you come back my 3 little puppies?! It is late.…

“Fast Race Cars” I love NASCAR racing. I love old races on Youtube. When I watch them, I feel relaxed the whole time. I like to listen to the old announcers. I like to see tracks under lights. I love to hear the engines roar when they get the command. I like to hear the…

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