To say sorry, the manager of the Sunshine Inn bought Connie and Brian a house. The manager totally flipped out at the boss. The manager yelled “You are in sodded deep roosk Mister!” When Connie and Brian checked out of the hotel Sunday after the wedding, Ted, the manager of the hotel, said “Your car…

“Hotel Disappointment” Once upon a time, there was a couple named Connie and Brian. Connie booked 50 rooms at the Sunshine Inn for their guests. Connie and Brian figured everyone would want to stay until midnight. They were so excited that a reception hall was attached because they figured everyone would be too tired and…

“Life On The Dance Floor” I love to sing. I love to dance. When I go out on the dance floor, I start to prance. I don’t usually want to take a stance. I get crazy when I get to dancing. My Mom and Dad think I am crazy. When Sunday comes around, I like…

“Who’s Throwing Cake?” The walls are all white in our room. You act like nothing is wrong I assume. I am going to ask you this. Who is throwing cake in our room Miss? I know you are probably over served from the reception. You act like I did something out of proportion. I am…

Motel Medina is the perfect motel to have a wedding weekend. It has 150 rooms. It has a nice big reception hall. You can have a big wedding reception or a small wedding reception. The managers are great to talk to if you have questions throughout the weekend. There is a wonderful pool and spa.…

“Crazy Boyfriend” He was a horrible boy, got ape junk crazy when he was sot. When he was partying, he was obnoxious and loud. At the end of the night, I wasn’t proud. My crazy boyfriend was always a disappointment to me. My crazy boyfriend had to go by a tree. He danced wild. At…

“The Craze Craze Move (Married Spud)” This was a dream I had one night. I am a married spud. I am a married spud. This is SW McTeddy and this time we are going to get crazy crazy crazy, crazy crazy crazy. To the left yal yal. To the right yal yal. One step to…

“You’re The Man” I am the girl by the way in this song. Last night I met this guy named Jake. He loved to crack jokes and bake. I loved to bake as well. I said “You’re the man for me. ” I worked at Perkins and he worked at CUB. We had so much…

The next few weeks are everything music and party. I am going to continue my NASCAR stuff as well.

I call “Someday When I Stop Loving You, ” “My Angel, ” “I Wonder” and “Wild Ponies” black songs. I picture the singer in a black room when I hear those songs. I get a kick out of “Someday When I Stop Loving You. ” What does a moon have to do with love? I…