Rodney said crying “What’s wrong with “Shake Shake Shake, Shake Your Booty” in the dining room?” Rhonda said “Rodney, eating is a thing where you need to sit still for. ” “Language is a biggy for me Rhonda. ” He told her. “I am not talking about language at the table Rodney. ” She said. “I am talking about you wiggling around while everyone is trying to feed you. ” “Is it the golden rule, no wiggling during meals?” He said crying.

Rhonda said “Rodney, it is not fun to hit a moving target. ” Rodney said crying “Why?” She said sarcastically “Okay, I will practice feeding a moving target. ” He said crying “Good. ” She said “Jumping isn’t good. I was just kidding. ” He said crying again “Why? It’s because I like to give you guys a hard time when you’re trying to feed me. ” She said “That isn’t good buddy. You need to be serious about eating. ”

Rodney said crying “I don’t want to be though. ” Rhonda said “It’s line feeding then. ” He said crying “Why?” She said “Well, we don’t want you to suck something down. You can’t be sick for Christmas buddy. ” He said crying “I don’t care about my family anymore. ” She said “Let me guess. You just want your brown house and your old P. C. A., Julie, back for Christmas. ” He said crying “Yes Rhonda. ” Rhonda said “Are you going to have nice hands and turn your head when you cough?”

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