This is called “The Biography Of Steve McTeddy: Birthday Ruined, ” the Minnesota Golden Gophers 400 at Elko Speedway for 2025. My story version of “When You Wish Upon A Star” and Kewy Stewy

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Once upon a time, there was a boy named Steve McTeddy. His mom and dad said to Rosey, his sister, “What do you want for your birthday?” Before she could answer, he said “Let’s go to the cabin. ” Steve’s mom, Debbie, said “Steve, this is about Rosey. Let’s let her answer. ” Rosey said “Me and daddy were watching the PBR from Lacrosse last night and they were saying the next event was in Sioux Falls, South Dakota. That would be a blast. ” Ray, their dad, said “Yeah, that would be. ” Steve said “I absolutely don’t like the smell of the stadium. ” Debbie said “Steve, you haven’t been to a PBR event even. ” “Yes, me and daddy went to Davenport. ” He said. Ray said “No. ”

Ray said “We watched it last night. Britney was over to watch it with us. ” Steve yelled angrily “No!”  Ray yelled angrily sarcastically “Could you smell the bulls through the TV?” He said “No, we were there daddy. ” Ray yelled angrily “Last night I had to yell “Go to bed!”” Debbie said “Steve, it is a school night. “ Steve yelled angrily “I want to go to the cabin for my birthday! I want to drop out of school!” Debbie said “Steve, this is about Rosey not you. Besides, you can’t drop out of school. What does going to the cabin have to do with school?” Steve said “School is silly silly. “ Ray said “If you drop out of school, you will have to help on the farm. “ Ray said “You will have to help daddy milk Kewy and Stewy. ”

Ray said “You will have to help with the pigs. You will have to help clean the pens. You will have to help scoop do do. “ Steve said “I refuse to help daddy. I want to just play video games. “ “Video games are hard on your eyes. Mommy and daddy would be too worried about your eyes. “ Debbie said. Steve said “I want to go to the cabin. “ Ray said “What does not going to school have to do with going to the cabin?”