Katie said crying for the 1,000th time “My head would be cold mommy without my personal head heater. Dr. McJiggerson implanted a dial on the left side of my head so I can turn it up and down when I need to. ” Colleen came around to look. Colleen saw the lump in the side of Katie’s head. “

Colleen yelled angrily “Katie Elizabeth! Surgery can’t happen unless you have a pre-op done! I am going to talk to Dr. McJiggerson to see if you are telling the truth or not and if you are, your ood is grass girl! I am surprised that my voice isn’t shot by now from yelling so much at you!”

Colleen said “You know Katie, if you are gone by Christmas, it’s not going to be a good one. ” Katie said crying “I don’t care about you. ” Colleen said “I figured as much. Merry Christmas, hug my ood. ” She said crying “You are too mean to me. ” Colleen said “Whatever. I guess you don’t understand the point of parenting. “