“We went camping when I was 4-years-old. ” I said. “I don’t know if grandpa thought my feet were hot dogs or what. They were smoking though. ” Grandpa Nackles said “Hey. It was an accident. ” I said sarcastically “You big fat liar. You were hungry for a shoe you said. ” He said “You scallywag, it was too an accident. ” I said “I know, I was just kidding. Silly old grandpa. ” Wendy said “I am glad I moved in with you guys. ”
Wendy said “I am excited to do stuff together. My job at the group home wasn’t fun anymore despite Swi and the Scholtz girls. Nobody would go to sleep at night. One of the clients, Carlos, wouldn’t let us charge his generator anymore. His doctor has to redo it I think. His surgeries are the next 2 Tuesdays. That is if he lets him do it. It is either that or let his doctor diagnose him with Parkinson’s and have a G Tube put in. The other day he knocked a spoonful of pizza out of my hand. “
Wendy said “I am going to be gone tomorrow for a while. I have a meeting about what to do. You get to spend the time with your grandpa and grandma. Wish me luck. ” The next day, she left and when she got there, Carlos’ generator was off. She said “Young man, why don’t you want to get your generator charged anymore?” He started crying. He said “Because I can’t stand the squeeze. ” She said “It’s a generator or a G Tube my friend. “
Wendy said “We have had it with the hippie hippie shakes. ” Carlos said “I rather have a G Tube. My generator hurts period. ” Barb said “Let’s wheel him down to the emergency room. ” She wheeled him down. She said to him “You can tell Doctor Gaz how you feel. ” He said “My generator hurts. I rather have a G Tube. ” Doctor Gaz said to himself “I am going to call his mom and tell her what he wants me to do. “
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