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The Miller Saga

“Sike The Can Thrower”

Don’t do this at the store.

The Millers sent Sike to the grocery store to get stuff for the Stater Brothers 500. Wendy said “Get 1 big jar of spaghetti sauce. ” He went to the store. When he got there, they didn’t have any spaghetti sauce. That made Sike mad. Now he is acting like a thief.  He started taking cans off the shelf and throwing them. A clerk spotted him doing it. The clerk said “You can’t do that at the store sir. ”

Sike said “Oh yes I can. This is America, land of the free and home of the brave. I can do what the heck I want to. ” The clerk said “Yes it is but it doesn’t mean you can do whatever you want to do. ” By the way, he is just messing around with her. He got the sauce. He finally got the sauce. He started to walk towards the door acting like he was stealing it. ”

The clerk yelled “Mister! You need to pay for those groceries!” Sike said again “This is America, land of the free and home of the brave. I can steal whatever I want whenever I want. ” Margy found out. She started crying. She said “Why does my family have to be so sillyyyyyyyyy?” Shelia said “I know honey. ” Everyone found out about it. They said “Let’s make a court date. ”

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