Green flag

The Miller Saga

“”Are You Coming For The Race To Say Goodbye To Everyone? Hope 

So””

Once upon a time, the Millers went to Dolly and Margy’s for the Stater Brothers 500. Tonight was the qualifier races. Elizabeth’s dad said he would come to say goodbye to everyone before he moved back to Mississippi. They were watching the pre-race show and he wasn’t there. Elizabeth called him. She asked him “Are you coming for the Stater Brothers 500?” “No, I am already at the airport. ”

Elizabeth started crying. She said “Mom, why does dad have to be so sillyyyyyyyyy?” Sike said “I had to live with him the first 17 years of my life honey. It wasn’t pretty. You might love him but I didn’t. He went straight to his room after school and spend the evening in there. ” Betty asked her “Do you want to try to get over it or should we try to get him to straighten out. ”

Everyone said “Get Paul to straighten out. We miss him. ” Betty said “OK. I am going to try to call him if he is in the air already. ” She called him. She said “Paul, everyone misses you. ” Paul asked “Why do you want me to straighten out?” Betty said “Paul, everyone loves and misses you.  ” Paul said “Why Betty? My days in your guys’ family are over forever” and hung up.

Betty said “Sad news everyone. Paul said his days with us are over. ” Dolly said “I love cracking jokes with him here. Are you positive?” Wendy said “You can try e-mailing him after we all go home Monday. I cancelled Ms. Maddi and Panda Fun Center so you and grandma can recover from our fun weekend. ” Dolly e-mailed Paul. He came back into the family for activities.

Purple flag

The Millers went to Dolly and Margy’s for the Stater Brothers 500. Everyone was sad that Paul wasn’t there. Tonight was the qualifier race. Dolly argued with Betty. She asked “Are you sure?” Wendy said “You can e-mail him. ” Once again, Dolly worked her magic. Paul came back into the family. He went to every single family activity. Wendy cancelled Ms. Maddi so Dolly and Margy could recover from their weekend.

The End

Chess flag

Leave a comment