“Speak Of The Devil

“I REFUSE To Move Home””

Katie got woken up by the phone AGAIN. AGAIN, it was her mom. She said angrily “Move home darn-it! Your baby brother, Johnny, was born yesterday!” She was being all dramatic. She said “He is dying to see you. If you don’t move home pretty soon, he is going to start bawling his brains out. ” Katie said angrily “Keep this junk junk junk up, I will take Johnny away from you!”

“That is actually a good idea. ” Julie, Katie’s mom, said. Katie said angrily “Mom! I don’t have time for a baby! I work! I have friends up here!” Her mom said “A baby is too much work to do by myself. ” Katie asked “Why did you get pregnant then?” Her mom said “That is a very good question. ” Katie said angrily “Mom!” She hung up and went over to talk to Shelia.

Katie mom said “Apparently, mom and Bill Farmer Jones had a baby and mom says it is too much work. What should we do?” Shelia said “Take them to court, no question about it. ” Katie said “OK, another $1,000 down the drain. Whatever. ” Shelia said “I think I am going to train Sandy on Margy. I am apparently a target in our family. I feel like that anyway. “