The knock was Linda’s mom and dad. They said angrily “Get out of your house!” Linda started crying. She asked “Why do I need to get out of my house?” Her mom and dad said angrily “To own a house, you need to pay bills! Nobody can help you! We have our own house to worry about. Your sister, Sandy, lives up north and takes care of a girl. Everyone is busy. ”

“Why can’t Sandy move home and pay my bills?” Linda said crying. Her dad said angrily “Oh my gosh gosh! Give me those sodded house keys!” She didn’t listen so he ripped them out of her hand and said “You are evicted young lady! You don’t just have a house to have a house. You have to take care of it!” “I completely disagree. ” Linda said. Linda’s dad asked “So what?”

“Do you want to have an old-fashioned house where everything runs on gas?” Linda’s dad asked. Linda said crying “No, I just want someone to pay my bills for me. ” He said “That can’t happen Linda. Companies need the home owner’s name on the bill. Out you go. ” Linda started crying again. Her dad said to her mom “She really needs to live in assisted living. ”

Linda’s dad yelled “Out you go!” Linda started crying again. She asked “Why do I have to move out?” Her dad said angrily again “Out you go!” This time she said “Whatever guys”  and shrugged her shoulders. She slammed the door thinking “Whatever. Sodded parents. ” Her mom and dad said to themselves “She is going into assisted living ASAP. ” Her mom said “She doesn’t know how to take care of a house I don’t think. ”

“Heavens no” Linda’s dad said. “I don’t think Linda didn’t pay a single bill since she moved into her house. ” Her mom said “I 100% agree hon. She hasn’t paid fuz. That’s why Sandy wanted to move in with her former client. Everyone has gone crazy in our family. ” Her dad said “No fuz. Sandy wanted to move up north to get away from our crazy family.