A Dolly Miller story 

“Dolly Wants To Take Her Cat To The Cabin”

Once upon a time, Dolly’s family and Dolly were going to the cabin. Just when they were about to leave, Dolly said “I want to bring Brownie. ” Brownie is her cat by the way. Her dad said angrily “Cats aren’t allowed at our cabin! Auntie Colleen is allergic to cats. I am not listening to her sneeze all weekend!” Dolly started crying. Her dad said angrily “You sure are sensitive these days!”

“Should we consider assisted living for Dolly?” Dolly’s dad said “No, let’s ask her. She loves the cabin and her cat. Let’s ask her. ” Her mom said “Peanut, we are going to start on your house soon. Do you want to live at the cabin?” I would love that. ” Dolly’s mom said “Let Brownie come along and get used to the cabin. ”

Dolly and her family got to the cabin. Dolly’s mom asked Colleen “Are you allergic to cats?” Colleen said angrily “Sod no! I love Brownie! I can’t believe that you just said that Peter!” Peter is Dolly’s dad that is about to go out of the picture. Colleen is Elizabeth’s stepmom. Betty is Dolly’s mom. Betty said to herself “I am going to ask Peter for a divorce ASAP. ”

Colleen said to Dolly “I remember last Christmas Eve Brownie jumped in bed with Jay and me. At 9:30 Christmas morning I felt this wetness on my cheek. It was Brownie licking it. Brownie was saying time to get up Colleen. ” Peter said angrily “Liar liar pants on fire! You started sneezing like crazy Colleen!” Colleen said “I had a bad cold. I didn’t come to the cabin last year. ”

“I was tired. I wanted to stay in bed at home. You said this is going to be Margy’s last Christmas with us. ” Margy started crying. She said “I want to come to the cabin with all of you as long as I can with you. ” Colleen said “My family has become a nut case. I want to move to the cabin with Dolly, Margy, Brownie and Betty. ” They all moved to the cabin.

Dolly, Margy, Brownie, Betty and Colleen moved up north. Betty and Colleen had the cabin rehabbed so it was all wheelchair accessible for Dolly. They even named it. They named it the Hens’ Nest Cabin Inn. The 2 mayo heads went to live with Elizabeth in Mississippi. They could care less about the cabin. They just wanted to make everyone miserable.

The End

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