“RJ McPiggerson Tries To Go Golfing

A Golf Mystery”

Once upon a time there was a pig named RJ McPiggerson. He wanted to go golfing. Well, it didn’t go so good. Before he left, his favorite club broke. He tried calling the pro shop. It was closed. He tried calling his wife to see if she could bring another club to him. She was already gone on her vacation. See? His  wife was going to the NASCAR race out in Sonoma.

RJ tried calling his friend, Bobbie, to see if she had a club like it. He is very particular about what type of club he uses. He liked to use a 9 iron. Anyway, Bobbie was already heading out to the race in Sonoma with his  wife. RJ didn’t want to go. He wanted a weekend to himself. Next he tried calling his friend, Dave. Dave was on his way out to the race too.

Then RJ tried calling his friend, Ronnie. Ronnie was heading to the airport though. RJ said to himself “What the heck am I going to do?!” See? Every other club hurt his hand, that was why he wanted to use this particular one. The next day the manager of the pro shop, Brian, talked to him. Brian  asked him “What is so special about this club?” RJ said “Every other club hurts my hands. ”

“I have a soft cover that is made out of sheep skin on the handle. ” RJ said. “Let me call your mom and see if it is at home. ” Brian said. Brian  called RJ’s  mom. RJ’s  mom  said “It is at our house laying on the floor in the closet. RJ forgot it when he left. Can you go get it?” Brian said “Generally speaking no but I can if every other club hurt his hand. ” Brian went to get his club and he  was happy.

The End