“The Crazy Motorcycle Rider”

Once upon a time, there was a motorcycle rider named Nick McGuyer. One time he was on a motorcycle trip in South Dakota. He didn’t like anything the people in his group were doing so he left them. They were “OK, he must really not like us. ” Max, 1 of the people in the group said “Must not. ” Nick went to explore the country. He had always wanted to on his motorcycle.

Nick started his journey in Wisconsin. A squirrel named Chunky stopped him. Chunky asked him “Can I ride with you?” Nick said “I guess. Just don’t let any of your other friends jump on. ” Chunky said “I am not promising anything. ” Nick said “Chunky, this isn’t a trip where I make all these animal friends. ” Chunky said “Too bad. I am going to invite 3 more of my friends. ”

Nick and Chunky came into Minnesota. A raccoon named Stripey stopped them. He asked them if he could hop on. Nick said no but Chunky said yes. Nick said “Whatever, hop on. I don’t care. This is the last one though. ” Chunky said “I don’t know though, we might ask 1 more friend of ours to join in North Dakota. Nick said “Whatever. It better be the last one. ”

Nick, Chunky and Stripey came into North Dakota. A chipmunk named Wippy stopped them. He  asked them if he could jump on too. Nick said “NO NO NO! I planned on coming on this trip and enjoying myself not making all these rodent friends. ” Chunky said “Too bad genius. ” Nick said “Genius?!” angrily. “Listen up! I wanted to go motorcycling to get away from work and home!”

“I work my ood off 40 hours a week. I came on this trip thinking I was going to have some peace and quiet. ” Chunky said “Too bad genius” again. Nick said angrily “Listen up!! I have a stressful life! My boss is a foom! My wife is a foom! I need some time to myself! Now get off! All of you!” Everyone did and Nick got to enjoy the rest of his trip.

The End