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“I Got Spun”

I got spun out by “Fred Tadders” in the Desert 500. Now, “Fred Tadders” is a mos to deal with. He likes to accuse other drivers of doing stuff. He likes to say “You put me in the wall, ” even though he did it. After the race, I went over to his hauler and balled him out. I said “You spun me out. ” “No, you spun me out you sass!” He said angrily. I yelled “Look at the videotape!” angrily.

We looked at the videotape and he said angrily “You spun me!” I said angrily “You spun me!” “You are right! You sodded mos! Goodbye!” Fred said angrily. I said “What a loser. ” to myself as I was walking away. The South Boston Motorsports League officials took him to the infield race office or the IRO. The infield race office or the IRO is where drivers go when they are in trouble.

Anyway, “Fred Tadders” is a bad taddle tail. I like to run after him and point my finger at him. I yelled “Know what Fred? If you keep this up, I am going to report you to the officials and we will see who is laughing then! I will report you to the officials!!!!!!” I said “He should be terminated from the South Boston Motorsports League, that big brute. I absolutely don’t like you!!!!!!!”

“You are a big brute. Nobody likes you. You should be terminated from the South Boston Motorsports League. Yep. ” I talked to Scott Cadder and he agreed with me. Scott said “”Fred” is a bad taddle tail. He should be terminated from the South Boston Motorsports League. ” “Fred” is a cocky little sod. He likes to chew your ood. He likes to accuse you of doing stuff.

He says “You ooddot. You hooked my rear bumper. ” I say “Hug my ood. You shoved me against the wall with the side of your racecar. You put a donut on my door you ooddot. My door is all banged up and pushed in and what not. Ooddot. ” I said. I ran into Barney Axis, a South Boston Motorsports League official. I said “”Fred Tadders” put a donut on my door and accused me of doing it. ”

“Yes” Barney said. “”Fred” is a ooddot. I totally agree with you. He is mean. He is greety. Nobody likes him. ” “No tust. Some days I don’t know if he knows his head from his ood. ” I said. “No boff. He is cocky. He is greety. He is plain-old mean. ” I said. “He should be kicked out of the South Boston Motorsports League period. ” “Fred” did. He was mad but he had to accept it.

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