“Coody’s Boney Pony”

Once upon a time, there was a boy named Coody. Coody had a pony named Ommit. Ommit didn’t have any skin. He was basically a skeleton. He was a smart alic. He would buck Coody off. Coody got so mad he yanked Ommit by the tail. Ommit would ney. Coody would slap him in the bumper. Ommit would wrinkle his nose thinking “You brat, if you slap me in the bumper 1 more time Coody you brat, I will take you down. “

Coody asked Ommit “Take me down?” Ommit said “Well ya, I will knock you down with my hine legs you silly brat. ” “Well, Ommit, you basterd, that would hurt. ” Coody said. “Too bad” Ommit said and he kicked him across the barn. “That’s it” Coody said. “You can run wild. You are not allowed in this barn anymore. ” “Good you big brute. I hate this barn and you. Now buzz off you hoser. ” Ommit said.

Ommit went off to live with his sister Tay Tay out in the wild. Tay Tay saioney, how have you been?” “Just horrible. Ommit said. “Coody was just a basterd to me. He yanked me by the tail once. “Oh honey, that is awful. ” Tay Tay said. Monna came up to Ommit. “Welcome home honey. I missed you so much. ” “I did too. I was in bad hands with Coody, that was for darn sure. ” Ommit said.

Ommit said “Coody slapped me on the bumper once, dumb  brat. ” Tay Tay said “Ommit, you need to behave if you don’t want your bumper slapped. ” Monna said. “When Mom and Dad were alive Ommit, I had to behave or I got slapped on the bumper too. You too, remember?” “No and I refuse to remember. ” Ommit said. “Fine Ommit. I am leaving. ” Monna said.

Ommit said to himself “Yee-haw! Now I can do whatever I want. Yee-haw baby! Yee-haw! Maybe I will go live on the hill…….. All alone!…….. All alone!……….. All a l o n e! Yee-haw baby!” Ommit was sick   of being told what to do. He went to live on the hill. He told himself “I love this life baby! Coody can find a different horse that he could yell at. That darn guy!”

Tay Tay was sad. She thought “I loved Ommit. We had good times when we were little. We just loved going to have races down the hill. I guess he likes to be alone. Whatever. I am going to find him and go live with him. ” She started to cry. “I really miss Ommit. We had awesome times together when we were little. I loved that time when Mom and Dad took us camping.
I had fun racing down that hill with Ommit. Whatever. I should get over it. Ommit must have thought I absolutely didn’t like him which is not true. I love Ommit. ”  Tay Tay thought “I sure hope he turns up by morning. ” The next morning Tay Tay woke up and she heard this ney ney.
The ney ney was Ommit. “Ommit!” Tay Tay said. “Tay Tay!” Ommit said. “How have you been my little buddy?” Tay Tay asked. “Just awful sweety. Coody slapped me on the bumper. ” Ommit said. Tay Tay started yelling at Ommit. “Ommit!” Tay Tay said. “When I was little, I got slapped on the bumper. ” “Buzz off!” Ommit yelled. Tay Tay started to cry again.
Tay Tay said to herself “Why why why does my brother have to be such a brat? We had so much fun when we were little. We had so much fun together with Mom and Dad. Oh well. I need to get over it. ” Tay Tay did and she started enjoying life again. She moved in with her girlfriend, Emily. They took a run in the field everyday. Emily was happy too because her brother left.
The End